Drink beers and fight ALS on June 21

Of all the current trends in beer, using the power of tasty beverages to raise money for charity may be the one that’s hardest to tire of no matter how often it’s done. This Friday, you should get your butt to Iron Springs in Fairfax for its Ales for ALS event. Plus it is not a secret that I think we should all get our butts to Iron Springs more often.

ALS, which perhaps has more name recognition under its original moniker Lou Gehrig’s disease, is a terrible crappy illness with no known cure. Ales For ALS gives brewers a proprietary blend of Yakima hops to play with, and in return they donate some of the proceeds of their Ales for ALS beers to an ALS research organization. If you like geeking out on hop specs, you can learn more about the blend here.

Iron Springs brewed The Iron Horse Pale Ale for the occasion, a 7% beer with pilsner, Kölsch, and Munich malts. At 4pm on Friday, June 21, Iron Springs will also tap Ales from ALS beers from Russian River, Third Street Aleworks, Bear Republic, Drake’s, Sierra Nevada, and Triple Rock. There will be a food menu for the event to pair with all the beers on offer.

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If I wasn’t working I’d be there, so go have an Iron Horse for me. I recommend ditching work early to beat the worst of the traffic (like you need an excuse).

More info:

  • Here’s the Facebook event page
  • Read about Third Street Aleworks’ previous Ales for ALS event and the Russian River, Bear Republic, and Third Street beers made with the event hop
  • Read about Triple Rock’s two Ales for ALS beers and the friggin’ rock star (well, blues star) they were named for
  • This isn’t just a Bay Area effort. Here’s a full list of participating breweries.

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East Bay Beer round-up 6/6/13

Here are some short updates from the world of beer.

I updated the events calendar with happenings for the next few weeks. Let me know if I missed something.

I didn’t make it to Hops and History, but the audio is now online.

I’m excited about Ales for ALS. A lot of local breweries are participating. I’ll have more on this later.

Check out this article on niche brewers, featuring some familiar local names.

Santa Clara Valley Brewing, the new project from the talented Steve Donahue (formerly of Firehouse), is up and running. I haven’t had the new Electric Tower IPA yet but it sounds delish.

Brotzeit Lokal on the Oakland waterfront is scheduled to open on June 13. The beer garden and food truck pod at Curtis and Gilman in Berkeley is moving along and trying to open by late July. Temescal’s Hog’s Apothecary has turned to the Internet to try and raise the last of its opening funds (5 days left).

Over in SF, Mikkeller Bar has hired a chef from ChurchKey in DC and is trying to open in early July (disclosure: it’s co-owned by the same guy who co-owns the bar I work at). There’s another beer joint, a gastropub and brewery, in planning a block away.

Up in Santa Rosa, Moonlight will be opening a taproom. They see it as more of a growler fill station than a place to hang out, but it’s still good news.

The latest issue of Celebrator has Ashley, Mark, and Katie from Bison Brewing on the cover and it’s a trip!

Finally, here’s something to think about, especially for those of us who sell beer (or anything) to customers for a living. I both agree and disagree. Excerpt:

“Over and over, my curse is to ask waiters and bartenders to recommend their most delicious glass of wine, and then cringingly await the inevitable response: ‘What kind of wine do you like?’ I like good wine, dammit! Did you not hear me? I don’t want the wine I want! I want the wine that makes me glad to be alive!

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Memorial Day weekend events

I think we can respect the somber origins of Memorial Day while still savoring what is for many a three-day weekend. (From those of us in the service industry: you’re welcome). Here are the beer events I know of this weekend. Buy a beer for a veteran if you can.

Friday

  • Happy 3rd anniversary to the CommonWealth in Oakland! Beer at 2010 prices — was it really that different? ;) Here’s to many more years.
  • Fists of Flour Friday at the Ale Industries taproom in Concord from 6-9pm (details)

Saturday

  • Looks like there’s still tickets available for the 1st annual NorCal Session Fest at Drake’s, featuring beers you can sample widely without becoming schnockered. I’ll be there! 12-4pm. (details and tickets)
  • St. Vincent in SF will be doing a tasting of Bavarian beers from 12-3:30. German beers are underrated on the hop-happy west coast, but these breweries are very much worth exploring. (details)
  • Time for a drinkup at the Legionnaire Saloon in Oakland with the ever-festive Line 51 crew, starting at 6pm. (details)

Saturday

  • CommonWealth continues its birthday weekend at the beer garden at Classic Cars West (details).

Monday

  • Jamaican Jerk Cook-Off Festival and Fundraiser at Linden Street Brewery. (details) Rest assured the dirty joke you want to make has already been made.

(Disclosure: I work part-time for Ale Industries and love all those other spots, too)

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Free Beer Review: Drake’s Alpha Session

Most beer reviews are of freebies, but most beer writers never say so. Thus I introduce a new blog feature, the Free Beer Review. At least I admit it :)

For my first beer review on this site, how about a total softball? A beer I know I like, from a brewery I know I like, delivered to my door by my neighbor who works for them? Yeah, it’s hard out there for a beer blogger. Happy Session Beer Month to me! (See you at the NorCal Session Fest on Saturday?)

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See what I did there?

Drake’s is not exactly known for low-alcohol beers. Denogginizer and Hopocalypse, anyone? How about those big boozy Barrel House creations of the last few years? But when they go small, they do it well. For instance, Drake’s 1500 is fantastic. Nine out of ten Bay Area bartenders enjoy it as a shift beer (I just totally made that statistic up…though it IS a great shift beer). At 5.5%, you can still make change after you have one but it doesn’t quite fit most people’s definition of “sessionable.” Enter the seasonal Alpha Session at a liver-saving 3.8%.

Drake’s calls this guy a “Nor Cal Bitter Ale.” Forget everything you ever knew about English bitter, if in fact you’ve ever known anything about English bitter. This is pretty much a baby IPA. It’s got 50 IBUs, which hasn’t blown anyone’s face off since the early 90s, but against a wonderful light, dry, malt base that just stays the hell out of the way, it’s just the right amount of hoppy goodness. It’s a good thing you can drink two of these without serious impairment because I can already tell I’m going to want another and it’s only 3pm.

To prevent skunking, don't put your beer in the sun. Unless it's the only good light in your apartment. In which case, be quick about it.

To prevent skunking, don’t put your beer in the sun. Unless it’s the only good light in your apartment. In which case, be quick about it.

If you dig this: you might also want to try other sub-5% hoppy beers like 21st Amendment Bitter American (4.4%), Heretic Gramarye (4.4%), Dying Vines/Linden Street Hop Candi (4.5%, draft only), and Triple Rock Pinnacle Pale (4.8%, draft only).

Specs from the brewery: 3.8% ABV, 50 IBUs. 2-row, Marris Otter, and “a touch of” C45. “Classic West Coast hops” and dry-hopped with Simcoe, El Dorado, and EXP 01210. Drake’s is so hipster they use hops that don’t even have names yet.

Semi-pretentious tasting notes:
Appearance: Good clarity, golden yellow color, awesome frothy head with good retention. Pour this down the middle of the glass and enjoy the show.
Aroma: I know your allergies are terrible this year but that’s some nice west coast citrus and pine aromas there. Malt and yeast hard to detect. Wait, let me blow my nose again.
Mouthfeel: Light bodied, well-carbonated, gentle but persistent lingering tingly bitterness.
Flavor: Moderately strong hop bitterness. Balance is toward moderately strong hop flavors of citrus and pine, with a hint of light malt offering support. Well-attenuated; clean yeast and a good ferment left no trace you can find behind all the hop goodies. Strongly flavored but not extreme or unbalanced.
Overall impression: Gimme.

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Part 4 and final: Why IS beer so male?

Part 1: The customer is not always right * Part 2: Stop congratulating me for having ovaries * Part 3: Selling beer to women and other humans

Day 4. Are you tired of this topic yet? NOT HALF AS TIRED AS I AM.

It’s been an interesting week getting this stuff off my chest. I’m happy to report that no one has flamed me and I’ve had some good discussions online and off. Here are some things I’d like to state or restate:

  1. Gender issues are important. I’m a feminist.  I’m still retiring this topic.
  2. I’m not actually as pissed off about any of this stuff as I apparently sound, but a decade of minor beef can add up.
  3. Sure, being a woman has helped me along the way. I’m sure it helped me get my first beer writing gig in 2002, and I’ve never gotten as many Twitter followers in one day as when The Beer Wench included me in a ladies of beer #ff. I look forward to the day when it doesn’t help because it doesn’t matter.
  4. I got some pushback on my statement that women aren’t better tasters, despite citing science to the contrary. One friend found one article that mentioned without attribution that women have more taste buds. I’ll look into it. It’s interesting how many people (mostly men!) really do not want to let this one go.
  5. I have plenty of women-loving male friends who would buy a dick joke beer with a cartoon package on the label because it would be hilarious. Love you guys.

Anyway, the final unanswerable question I am sometimes asked is some variation on “why is beer such a sausage fest?” I have two quick, flippant answers to this question: “I don’t know” and “it’s not.”

As I’ve said before, times are changing and younger women love beer. It may be too late for some female baby boomers or Gen Xers to change their ways, but I think we can stop worrying about this so much.

How about women in the beer industry? There are a ton of them. I once got assigned a Women in Beer(tm) article for the Yankee Brew News and my final product required them to put extra pages in the paper because my editor kept sending me more and more names of more and more women in the beer industry I was supposed to interview. And this was years ago. Ratios aren’t 50-50 yet, but the mere fact of being female in the beer industry is not a novelty anymore.

Now how about female beer business owners? The numbers there aren’t as good. But honestly, the numbers on female business ownership in general aren’t that good. This isn’t a beer problem, it’s a planet earth problem.

Female workers at specialty beer bars and taprooms? Again, it’s not 50-50, but there’re plenty of us. And if anything, being female….well, an attractive female anyway…can be a plus when applying for front-of-house work.

I think when a lot of people moan about the lack of Women in Beer(tm) they are really saying “there aren’t enough female brewers.” There aren’t. And I have no solution.

Homebrewing is both a hobby and a culture
It’s safe to say most professional brewers started as homebrewers. Meanwhile, homebrewing is still predominantly male.

Why? Beats me. But I think it may be relevant that when homebrewers started forming their communities there weren’t very many women in the game. Homebrewing used to be illegal, then, for years, it was simply hard to figure out how to do it right, so homebrew groups (formal and informal) were important for sharing information (and beer). Whatever your gender, it’s not easy to walk into a tight-knit community and try to work your way in.

That said, some homebrewers could make fewer assumptions upon seeing an unfamiliar woman at a homebrew event/meeting/store. Let’s treat them the same as you’d treat a man. That means:

  • don’t ask “are you a brewer?”
  • don’t get all excited if she is
  • don’t ask if her husband/boyfriend brews

It’s a generalization but perhaps also worth mentioning that in my experience the homebrew culture sometimes devalues stovetop brewing (which some women may feel more at home with due to getting an unfair share of the cooking duties while growing up or in their relationships) and considers outdoor all-grain brewing — which often involves building and tinkering with a system — the end goal of learning to brew.

Where do pro brewers come from?
I don’t know what makes someone decide to brew beer for a living. But here is a list of facts.

  • The brewing profession requires being comfortable around machinery, getting dirty, and doing physical labor.
  • The brewing profession requires a certain amount of math and science.
  • Women are socially conditioned from childhood to be less comfortable with all of the above.

I probably don’t need to spend much time addressing the fact that there are a lot of manual-labor, dirty-work fields that are predominantly male. But those aren’t groovy-sounding jobs like MAKING BEER DUDE, so we don’t care as much that there aren’t many women hauling ass at construction sites or fixing your car.

You don’t need a hardcore science background to work for a brewery — I’ve known plenty of guys with liberal arts degrees or no degree who became brewers. But there are a LOT of people in brewing who love science and engineering, and it certainly doesn’t hurt. I don’t think we can address the gender imbalance in brewing until we address the gender imbalance in the STEM fields in general, which is going to be much more difficult than breweries doing their best to hire qualified women. Whatever happens to turn women off to math and science in their childhood and adolescence is complicated and not well understood, despite people smarter than me spending a lot of time and energy on it.

I’d love a world where all girls and women (and all men and boys) are comfortable with math, science, tinkering with machines, and lifting heavy shit. That this world doesn’t exist yet is not the beer industry’s fault. I’m sorry there’s no magic bullet, but not as sorry as your average female engineer or computer hacker. More female brewers would be great.  So would more female chemists and auto mechanics.

And I’m done
Thus concludes everything I have to say about women and beer for the foreseeable future. Note that it’s everything I, Jen, have to say about the subject, not everything that there is to be said. As the Dude said, “well, that’s, just, like, your OPINION, man.” You think what you want to think, write what you want to write, and drink what you want to drink. Thanks to all you beer people of every gender, race, sexual orientation, etc etc etc. Cheers.


Credit: Steve Breen of The San Diego Union-Tribune

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The last time I’m writing about women in beer, part 3 of 4: Selling beer to women and other humans

Part 1: disclaimers and the customer is not always right
Part 2: Stop congratulating me for having ovaries

I’m sometimes asked how we can get more women to drink beer. I say all we really have to do is stay out of the way and it will happen on its own over time. No one finds this answer satisfying but I stand by it. In general, younger woman already take beer over other booze but there is no quick fix that will make every woman (or every man) a beer fan. That isn’t stopping marketers of both genders from trying, though, because they want every woman’s money now now now.

Pandering isn’t going to work
Much like the poor confused souls who think there is something inherently feminine about Belgian yeast or SRMs less than 7, there are people in corporate who see the gender imbalance in beer consumption as a marketing failure rather than what it is — a cultural relic that will fade over time with beer education, exposure to female beer enthusiasts, and changing attitudes overall.

Every product in history has probably been marketed in a ridiculous way by suits who Just Don’t Get It, and beer is no exception. It’s the product some of us know best, though, so we notice. You can google for five seconds and find many enthusiastic and 100% accurate rants against companies that try to market beer to women by giving it names like “Chick Beer” and making it low-calorie, flavorless, and/or ACTUALLY PINK. If you think this approach is a good idea I’m not sure what you’re doing reading a beer blog, so I won’t reinvent that wheel here. But I’ll say this one more time:

The problem, of course, being that those women are probably not enjoying life very much. They’re definitely not enjoying very much beer or interesting food. Alas, we can’t convince every woman (or man) alive that there’s more to life than the perfect body, so there will always be people of both genders who drink terrible lite beer or no beer to save calories. It’s encouraging, at least, that the “beer for women” brands tend to crash and burn.

Cartoon ta-tas aren’t going to work either
I can’t tell you how to sell beer to women, but I can tell you how to NOT sell beer to women, and that’s to create the beer label equivalent of booth babes. I could cite many examples, including some made by breweries and brewers I really like, but let’s embarrass this random Delaware brewery instead:

Actually, that one’s not so bad in the grand scheme of things. How about some tig ol’ bitties?


Huh huh Beavis. They’re talking about her thingies.

I’m not offended per se by boob jokes, but it makes the brand seem behind-the-times by implying that beer is just for (straight) men. Or middle school boys, or whoever this is supposed to be for.

As I’ve joked before…

To sum up, here’s how to sell beer to women (or anyone) in 3 easy steps:

  1. Make beer that tastes good.
  2. Market in a way that doesn’t insult anybody or make you look 12.
  3. Wait.

Next, the final installment: why IS beer so male? I don’t know. And it’s not.

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The last time I’m writing about women in beer, part 2 of 4: stop congratulating me for having ovaries

Part 1, disclaimers and The Customer Is Not Always Right

Right-thinking newspapers in states where same-sex marriage is legal run same-sex wedding announcements alongside different-sex wedding announcements without making a big condescending thing about it. Thank you, New York Times! I’m waiting for the day when we have (or at least FAKE) the same nonchalance for women in the beer world rather than othering the shit out of them.

There are female brewing industry pioneers who truly broke gender barriers and do deserve to be praised for boldly going where no woman had gone before. I’m not one of them. Chances are neither are you. (Though I am sometimes pleasantly surprised at who reads this stuff, so maybe you are!)

If you didn’t read yesterday’s post, take a minute to review the disclaimer: if you’re in another part of the world and/or if you got into beer when it was still crazy for women to do so then have yourself a celebratory brew. Looking at you, only female brewer in Sweden and only female brewer in Mexico. But I personally can’t understand making a big show of a beer person being OMG A WOMAN in 2013 in California.

If you call me a great woman writer I will punch you

Too much beer writing spends an awful lot of time giving women a cookie for brewing (or even liking!) beer.  I’m not citing examples because I’m not here to call out well-meaning underpaid writers, but trust me, it’s excessive. I’ve often said I hope the phrase “female brewer” eventually becomes as obsolete as “lady doctor.” I suspect every female brewer would like to be thought of as an excellent brewer, not an excellent LADY brewer.

I like to do a little mental experiment and flip the genders around people’s writings and comments — and my own — to see if it would be weird the other way. Meet Joe, he’s an awesome male brewer! Wow, a man drinking a double IPA, impressive! I wonder how Frank stays so thin even though he likes beer? Wow, Jim, you homebrew…how do you lift the fermenters? You get my drift. For a different take on the “would you say that about a man?” question, read about the Finkbeiner Test in science writing. (I hate to even implicitly compare women in the beer community to women in science, but more on that in part 4 anyway).

Compliment or condescension?

Then there are the people who say women’s palates are better than men’s. They mean well, but I find this almost as grating as the phrases “chick beer” and “man cave.”

First, depending on how they put it, the compliment can have sexist overtones. Saying women’s palates are “more delicate” or “more sensitive” than men’s is obviously weird, right?

Even if you’re just saying something arguably positive and free of girly-language, like “women are better beer judges,” it’s still wack. Do you think Asians are better at math? Black people are faster runners? I’m just giving you a COMPLIMENT, what’s the problem? Hey, where are you going?

When I say women aren’t really better tasters people like to say “but there was a study!” Yes there was, and it said 35% of women are “supertasters” while 15% of men are. However, supertasters only make up about 25% of the population. You also don’t have to be a supertaster to taste, evaluate, or judge beer. In fact, if you’re a supertaster, you likely hate bitterness and therefore a lot of American beer. You can start reading more about this here.

In short, being female doesn’t mean I know less about beer, but it also doesn’t mean I know more, or that I deserve special congratulations for what I do know. Being an adult female with a hobby and/or career in beer isn’t like being a toddler learning to use the potty and I don’t need a gold star for it. When women have equal representation in Congress and we’ve had a woman president, let’s make a big deal over THAT.

Next, part 3: Selling beer to women and other humans

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This is the last time I’m writing about “women in beer”

This is it. This week is the first, last, and only time I am writing about “women in beer” on this blog. I see some of you sneaking a look at my byline — rest assured I’m a woman, and rest equally assured I’m tired of this topic. I guess it’s still relevant but after 11 years of beer writing I, personally, am going to do my best to retire from writing about it.

A few disclaimers:

  • I’ve only been in the beer-community-or-whatever in three parts of the country, and all of them are, in the grand scheme of things, progressive. I don’t know what it’s like elsewhere.

  • I was born at the right-ish time. Women who got into beer in, say, 1990 might have spent a whole lot of years without any other women to geek out on beer with. If you are “of a certain age,” you get a pass to get excited about women in the beer community because I know it was different for you back in the day.

  • It’s easier for me to be in a room full of drunk dudes than it is for many women. Both because I’m not across-a-crowded-room hot and because I’ve worn a wedding ring since 1998, I get a different level of male attention at beer events than 24-year-old single gal might. I’ve had my share of drunken yahoos try to get in my pants, but it’s not a constant burden. I can understand why other women might be more interested in a women-only safe space in which to enjoy alcohol and slamming the groups that exist for that purpose is not my intent.

  • This whole discussion is a first-world problem of the whiniest order. As a white person in the US, I think there’s a limit to how much I/we get to complain about feeling prejudiced against. Women’s relationship with an alcoholic beverage isn’t exactly the most pressing feminist concern of our time, either.

  • As first-world problems go, how about nonwhite people in beer? There are more men than women involved in the beer industry and community, but that’s nothing compared to how white those spaces are. But race is awkward so no one talks about it.


Now let’s all hold hands and sing kum-ba-ya because women are one big happy family

I’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings, devalue anyone’s woman-focused beer activity, or come off as “one of the guys.” I’m just trying to explain what I’ve experienced as a Woman In Beer(tm) and why I’m more than ready to move on from this being something I, Jen, need to discuss or embrace even though we live in a world where gender issues are still pretty screwed up. You do what you want.

Though it will surprise no one who knows me that I’m going to complain a little bit before I retire the topic.

Part 1: The customer is not always right

Working as a bartender at beer bars has definitely brought the subject up for me from time to time. As any service industry worker knows, customers say some crazy shit, and their bon mots involving maleness and femaleness are no exception.

Flavors have no gender

Both men and women occasionally ask me for “chick beer” or “girly beer.” For these customers, “girl beer” means a range of characteristics from light in color to fruity to Belgian to “comes in one of those fancy glasses.” Similarly, it turns out there are men out there who don’t want to drink out of a tulip glass because they think it’s effeminate. These are likely the same guys who refer to bars as “man caves.”

Customers, please don’t describe beers (or glassware, or anything) this way. Instead, tell the bartender what you like and don’t like. Give examples of brands; identify flavors as best you can. It’ll get easier the more you do it. Bartenders, I hope you are already not using these terms. If you are, either you’re new at your job or may need a different one. Nicely tell customers using these terms that you don’t understand them and probe for more information.

Don’t tease your friends or significant other no matter what they’re drinking. Bartenders, especially male ones, step up and defend the guy whose friends are calling him a pussy for drinking a framboise.

Guys, don’t assume your wine-drinking girlfriend wants the lightest or fruitiest beer on the menu at a beer-only place. Don’t choose a beer for your ladyfriend unless she asks you to. She’s got a mouth and it’s not 1952. She can talk to the bartender herself.

You don’t need a beard to answer beer questions

Bar patrons sometimes ask me if I know anything about the beers on tap, or express surprise that I do. I’m not sure that’s entirely gender-based — I’ve definitely been served by my share of know-nothing male bartenders so it’s fair to manage one’s expectations for what a bartender will know. Sexist assumptions been more obvious on the occasions when patrons walk right past me to deal with my male colleague 5 or 10 feet away instead. This doesn’t happen all that often, but it happens often enough to be annoying. I can only imagine how much more it happens to young, adorable female bartenders who also have solid beer knowledge (yes, they exist).

On the other hand, sometimes a female customer will make a beeline for me or even express relief that I’m a woman. This is a little odd to me — I’m a bartender, not a gynecologist — but sort of endearing in its own way. I guess it all evens out. As long as we’re pooling tips, hey, no skin off my ass.

Are there women in your bar? Let’s keep it that way

One final downer note for managers and bartenders: it should go without saying that it’s your job as a hospitality professional to make your bar a comfortable place for women to be at. Just like you’d cut off a customer who’s had too much to drink, it’s also your place to intervene when a dude is being creepy to a woman, which happens more often than it should. I’d hope you’d also step in if a customer was hassling a person of color or a gay person or, frankly, anyone.

No matter where you go, there you are

There, feels good to have gotten that out of my system. Now let’s be realistic. Creepy guys are creepy everywhere, not just in bars (though alcohol surely emboldens them). Men who don’t let their partners order their own food or drinks are likely pushy in other ways. People who say “girly beer” probably also have many other stereotypical ideas of what a woman or a man should be. Men who’d rather talk to a male bartender than to me would probably also prefer a male doctor, accountant, and mechanic. None of these things are beer problems…they’re people problems. If I didn’t do beer for a living, I’d see it all somewhere else. For those of us who live in a beer bubble, this is easy enough to forget, but there’s no use blaming my favorite tasty beverage for the way the world works.

Next up, Part 2: Now stop congratulating me for having ovaries

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WTF is going on at Lanesplitter?

Someone who gets paid to do this stuff (ie, not me) needs to look into what’s going on at Lanesplitter, where two workers at the Temescal branch walked out in protest last night. I’m going to comment anyway even though I haven’t done any research because that’s what the Internet is for. Or is the Internet for cats with captions on them? I forget.

Anyway, here’s the primary source material.

Workers’ statement: http://www.reddit.com/r/oakland/comments/1cgs6v/workers_of_lanesplitter_walked_off_the_job_last/

Owners’ statement: http://www.lanesplitterpizza.com/walkout.html

Let’s look at the allegations.

Protesting workers: “less than ten percent of the staff are provided health care due to the impossible requirements necessary”
Owners: “25% of our staff is on our group health policy (including one of the two employees who walked out) and another 8% are eligible but have declined it for their own reasons.  Our only requirement for insurance is maintaining a schedule of 30 hours per week for six months.”
Jen: “Less than ten” isn’t the same as “25″ so someone is mistaken or lying. “30 hours per week for six months,” if that really is the requirement, is not “impossible” unless you’ve got a sadist creating your weekly schedule (which some say Lanesplitter does, more on that later). More to the point, are people inside or outside the service industry actually surprised that almost no one who waits on them has full-time hours or the perks that go with it like health insurance? I’m not saying it’s right — hi, I’m in the service industry myself — but it’s our culture in this country and I’m surprised any American adult is acting shocked about it.

Protesting workers: “servers and kitchen staff are paid poorly and constantly changing hours make it difficult for workers to meet their basic needs, succeed in school, and spend time with family.”
Owners: [scheduling allegations not addressed in the statement]
Jen: Any restaurant/bar worth its salt tries to keep a consistent schedule, so that’s not good if it’s true. “Paid poorly?” Again, sadly a fact of the culture of service work.

Protesting workers: “Management and bosses are emotionally abusive,” states one worker who prefers to remain anonymous, “reprimanding us publicly, overworking us, being both blatantly and passive aggressively rude and nasty to us.”
Owners: [stuff about how most of the employees stick around for years and are happy]
Jen: If true, that sucks. Bad bosses suck. What would happen if everyone named and shamed their crazy restaurant managers? Possibly the same slippery slope Mario brought up in my beer ethics article: no one could ever pick up a pint or go out to eat again.

Protesting workers: “The workers also posit that the company is a “boys’ club,” saying women in higher positions are systematically pushed out.”
Owners: “Over the years, we have employed women in every position available at Lanesplitter Pizza.  While we don’t currently have a female General Manager, the most recent management vacancy was offered to a woman first but she chose to stay employed by us in a different position. Three of our past female General Managers currently work for us in a different capacity. None of them were fired or forced to resign. In addition, we have given ownership in the business to ten employees over the years and six of them are women.”
Jen: Two totally different stories. Brings new meaning to “he-said/she-said”

Protesting workers: “They are also specifically demanding a liveable wage for kitchen staff and accessible healthcare.”
Jen: We all want liveable wages for service workers and accessible healthcare for everyone. I also want a pony.

Protesting workers: “They encourage customers to support them by commenting on Yelp, talking to management, and emailing their bosses to let them know the community stands behind them”
Jen: When you try to make a difference via Yelp review you’ve lost the argument. I’m pretty sure that’s some kind of corollary of Godwin’s Law, right?

In short, I’m not sure what’s going on here (hence my ever so eloquent headline) but with two stories this disparate something weird is happening. I look forward to someone sorting it out.

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Drink no evil…but how?

Those who follow me on Twitter might have seen this off-the-cuff 140 characters:

For most people, “tastes good” is pretty simple and so is “unethical business practices:” don’t use slave labor, don’t be Enron, don’t kill puppies, etc. You’re reading a beer blog, though, so you’re not most people. After sending that tweet, the more I thought about how to define “unethical” the more irritated I got (yeah, I totally hate my own brain sometimes).

What’s shady to one person may be perfectly fine to another. It’s also not like breweries are walking around shouting “LOOK AT ME BEING DODGY!” so it can be hard to separate fact from rumor from slander. And if you think unethical practices are limited to Big Corporate, you’ve got another thing coming. Beer isn’t a particularly dirty business compared to some others, but when someone says “everyone in the beer industry is so nice!” I know that person hasn’t been around the industry for very long.

Only you can decide what breweries (or airlines, or grocery stores, or coffee beans, or….) you feel good about supporting, and I have more questions than answers, but here are some things I’ve been considering.

Big kids bullying small kids. It’s an easy argument to make that the big guys can dominate smaller breweries through lobbying, lawyering, and sheer buying muscle rather than, say, making decent beer. It’s pretty much the plot of the documentary Beer Wars. Even if you take small brewers’ accusations with a grain of salt, there’s no arguing the big guys have a marketing budget that does not encourage a level playing field. (Case in point)

I think a lot of us in locavore, hipster (yeah I said it) places like the Bay Area enjoy supporting the little guy just because he’s little, or the local guy just because he’s local. That’s not a perfect solution — small and local don’t automatically mean good — but it’s a philosophy that allows you to eliminate the big corporate breweries from your life without too much fuss. It’s certainly easier and cheaper to keep big beer out of your fridge than it is, for example, to avoid clothes made in China.

Truth in advertising, “crafty” style. Something else beer dorks like me have been arguing about lately is the so-called “craft vs. crafty” problem (it’s not a new issue, but a recent press release from the Brewers Association fanned the flames all over again). Long story short, big breweries are trying to cash in on the “craft” market even though they still own the other 9 out of 10 or so beer sales in the country. The classic example is Blue Moon stating its brewer as “Blue Moon Brewing Company” rather than Coors; one of the more prominent recent examples is Third Shift. I already don’t drink Blue Moon or Shock Top because I don’t like them, but if this is a moral dilemma for you here’s the original craft vs. crafty statement and googling the phrase can get you a lot more on it.

One interesting wrinkle to this debate is Goose Island, a smallish brewery in Chicago that is now about half fully owned by ABInBev. This stuff actually tastes good. Do you want to buy it? I dunno. Did you still buy Ben & Jerry’s after it got bought by Unilever? Listen to bands after they get signed by major labels? Is it the same thing? I don’t know, but I do know it won’t be the last time a tasty small brewery gets bought up.

Here’s the other thing: who among us, other than the most hardcore beer weirdos (guilty), wants to memorize a list of brands owned by AbInBev? I would argue that it’s bar and store owners, managers, and buyers who have the responsibility to know who owns what and make choices that benefit their community, not a megacorp in Belgium. I’ve been the bartender explaining the absence of Blue Moon et al…it’s news to most drinkers. Some don’t care but some are happy to have received the information. Arguably if you do beer for a living in 2013 education is part of your job whether you like it or not.

I should point out that even having a choice between big brands and mom ‘n’ pop breweries makes you a lucky beer drinker indeed. There are still beer deserts out there where Blue Moon really is the tastiest beer you can buy. Sadness.

Truth in advertising, contract brew style. Contract brewers do not own a brewery, technically they own a brand that someone else brews, though levels of brewing involvement vary by contractor. For most people, the debate over this stuff is too “inside baseball” to even worry about, but some in the beer community take the rightness and wrongness of contract brewing practice pretty seriously.

Without getting TOO deep into the can of worms that is contract, I think at minimum you should truthfully state where your beer is brewed somewhere on your packaging (if you bottle) and online properties, or you’re doing kind of what CoorsMiller does with Blue Moon. Your house is not your brewery. Your business office is not your brewery. Where the beer is brewed is your brewery. Not everyone cares, sure, but not everyone reads nutrition facts either and we still want those to be accurate.

Which begs the question, SHOULD we care? Beyond the question of transparency and disclosure, does it really matter where beer is brewed? Yes and no. On the “no” side, the breweries that produce contract brew still employ people and for all you know are making good beer. On the other hand, freshness does matter for many beer styles, so if a brewery with a mailing address in LA is really making its beer in Kentucky, Angelenos arguably have a right to know. But what if a beer you think is being made in Town A is really being made 5 minutes up the road in Town B? Freshness isn’t affected, do you still care? Now let’s say a beer you think is made in an underdog town like Detroit is really being made in an affluent town like nearby Ann Arbor…now do you care?

Forget geography for a minute. Some people get concerned about how much the “brewer” gets his hands dirty on brew day versus handing over a recipe and peacing out. If this is important to you, do some research and find out. But be aware that many “brewmasters” don’t do much (or any) shift brewing anymore either.

It’s tricky. I have several horses in all the races, since I know and like contractors, people who work at breweries that brew for contractors, and production brewers who dislike contracting for perfectly valid reasons. (Here’s a taste of the last point of view). I’d like to see more production breweries built, but I’m not going to boycott contract brew on principle. Your mileage may vary.

It’s not exactly payola, but it’s not exactly not payola. I honestly don’t know much about it, but there’s apparently a lot of sketchy stuff that happens in the battle for tap space at bars. “Rolling” kegs is giving away free kegs to get on your beers on tap, which smells fishy *and* puts smaller, broker breweries at a disadvantage. Free swag is a less obvious but still controversial form of getting in good with bars. Some folks wouldn’t believe these things go on among — gasp! — “craft” breweries, but I’m assured it goes.

I’ve not seen any real reporting on this, just heard some off-the-record tales, and even that is more info than the average non-industry beer drinker has to go on. When you hear this sort of thing, do you stop drinking the beer in question? Do you wait to see it firsthand (even though most of us never will)? I have no answers…just a few breweries I like that I now feel slightly awkward about liking.

Does ethics extend to personal politics and preferences? If you’re liberal, do you want to buy from a company that donates to the Republican party? (And vice-versa?). Should you buy a beer whose label objectifies women? I have a friend who’s strongly against canned beer due to the nasty process involved in mining the aluminum, and while I settle for recycling the cans, it does make me feel a little funny.

What about personal peeves? I’m personally against how litigious our society has become, and you don’t need to be a big corporate brewery to call a lawyer over nothing. Yeah, I stopped drinking Lost Abbey beers for a while when they lawyered up over Moylan’s use of an ancient symbol that I would say no one owns. (These days, I’m more likely be cautious about Lost Abbey because their beers can be overpriced and inconsistent). As more breweries open up, beer names and logos are going to become more scarce and lawyers are going to get increasingly overinvolved. Should I give a damn?

What is the owner of a certain brewery is a jerk? What if the brewer cheats on his wife, or doesn’t tip the waiter, or has three DUIs? Where does your own idea of right and wrong come into where you spend your money? How much can you ever know about the people making products you enjoy, even in a small industry like craft-or-whatever beer? How much do you even want to know? As someone who at times has been neck-deep in beer industry TMI, let me say that ignorance can be bliss.

Furthermore, what’s the statute of limitations on being a schmuck? Coors was famously anti-gay in the 80s but spent the 90s tripping over itself to prove it wasn’t homophobic. Their beer doesn’t taste good to me, but is it still a hate crime?

Are you consistent with this, or applying it just to beer? It’s impossible to be ethical in every purchasing decision, and perhaps that’s why beer nerds get so hung up on it: it’s the business we know the most about, so it’s a way to feel like our dollars are going towards friendly local artisans and not evil megacorporations exploiting Chinese 8-year-olds. Making ethical buying choices about one product is one product more than most people manage. Is it enough? Probably not. Can we be experts on everything and make every dollar spent an awesome one? Not if we have to work or, you know, have lives. Again, this is where beer buyers for stores and bars have a responsibility to do what *they* think is right for their customers.

Vote with your wallet, but no one dies if you vote wrong. I have general guidelines for what breweries I choose to support, but they’re dictated somewhat by circumstance because in the end it’s just beer and I’m just one person. I’m a heavy drinker by American standards, but my choices alone are not enough to tilt any scales. That said, I still avoid beers made by the big breweries because I think they’re bullies and I’d rather support beer made in my community. The Budweiser plant in nearby Fairfield, CA surely creates some good jobs around here, but I don’t like the stuff so it’s a moot point.

But you know what? If offered a beer from a tasty corporate-owned brewery (say, Goose Island) and a local beer that sucks, I will take the corporate beer that tastes good. You’ve got to earn my patronage, not default to it by geography. In the end, beer drinking is a hedonistic pastime. I owe the world a thoughtful decision, but I also owe my mouth a high-quality beer. Fortunately there is a lot of good local beer where I live so it’s not a dilemma I’ll often have.

I rarely solicit comments, but I really would like to hear what you think if you’ve read this far. Plus it would be nice to get some comments that aren’t spam. To chime in privately, email eastbaybeer@gmail.com. Cheers.

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